The Flame-Filled Idiot

The Necromancer: “I shall sweep away Middle Earth and its impotent quorum of Eldar! I shall be the Lord of Arda! I shall become all-
Radagast: “-powerful! Crush the lesser races! Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice pudding, etcetera, etcetera!”
The Necromancer: “Do not anger me Wizard! I can destroy you! And this miserable, insignificant planet!”
Radagast: “Oh, wonderful! What power! What brilliance! You can wipe out the odd civilisation and enslave the occasional culture, but it still won’t detract from the basic fundimental truth of your own impotence!”
The Necromancer: I will teach you the folly of your words, Radagast! I will destroy you, and demonstrate the power of the Daleks! … I mean Orcs…

Re-posting this because yes.

The Doctor is too busy riding dinosaurs right now…

NEW HOBBIT MOVIE POSTER!

This is Sylvester McCoy (Radagast the Brown) and me (dressed as Radagast the Brown).

You’re a wizard, Eleven.

PORN COLIN SAVES THE DAY!!

This is dedicated to daguchna. ;D